JOKES for todae:]

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2008 WHEN....
[1] Everyone has blonde moments.
[2.] You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
[3.] The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM.
[4.] You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing to button on the T.V.
[6.] Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
[7.] You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
[9.] you were too busy to notice number 5.
[10.] You actually scrolled back up to read number 5.
[11.] And now you're laughing at your stupidity




haha
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A man said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"


tis ish a bit disturbing:X

I was in Wal-Mart the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"
The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?", she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."




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